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The Barnacle is BACK!

Well, ladies and gentlemen! The barnacle is back. I had taken a sort of a hiatus, tried getting my soul back from the devil, little did I realize that I am the Devil. So ladies, hit the gym, get in shape, use moisturizers, use anti-marks cream for your ass (yes! That is a turn off!). Remember to smell good, because it is that time of the year again, when you take out those cloths which you discarded when you passed out of kindergarten. It is going to be awesome. Calling out to all bro's, it's time to SUIT UP!

Quote to the Bro's : "Without you, I am just Dynamic Uno."

Quote to the skeptics: "Trust me, it's going to be LEGENDARY!!!"

Barnacle advice to fledgling noobies: "Best way to break up with a chick…'You. Look. Fat. In. Those. Jeans.' And you are free to go"

Quote to friends who are sitting at home watching TV while am out awesomming: "This is AWESOME!"

Peace out Hombres.

Comments

Vatsav said…
Barnacle advice to fledgling noobies: "Best way to break up with a chick…'You. Look. Fat. In. Those. Jeans.' And you are free to go"

uhmm
I'd take that as a compliment, thank you.
14/08/2008, 00:33
Vatsav said…
"So ladies, hit the gym, get in shape, use moisturizers, use anti-marks cream for your ass (yes! That is a turn off!). Remember to smell good, because it is that time of the year again, when you take out those cloths which you discarded when you passed out of kindergarten. It is going to be awesome. "

LOLOLOL, I guess a lot of the advice could be used by the Barnacle.
14/08/2008, 00:34
Anonymous said…
Tag. You're it.

Yup, you've been tagged. You can sit and moan about it, or you can actually get up and do something about it, such as respond. Hooyah!
14/08/2008, 10:17
Zennmaster said…
oh shut the fuck up vatsav and get on that tread mill along with your rats...
14/08/2008, 12:11
Vatsav said…
lol, you mean "mice"
14/08/2008, 20:21
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