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Frank Miller's 300 Quotes


Well not really quotes. More like quotes that never really made it through the final cut. Here are some scenes that you never got to see in the epic movie that is 300. (warning: spoilers)

Frank Miller's 300 Outtakes:

Spartan King Leonidas: You wear the crimson of a Spartan...
Hunchback Spartan: My father says it highlights my curves.

Hunchback Spartan: Why?! Why? Can't I join you?!
Spartan King Leonidas: Dude, can't you see the title? It's 300, not 301.

Clueless Persian Messenger: Why are they all in bikini trunks?
Clueless Persian Messenger: Hmm. We're going to what looks like a pool to me.
Clueless Persian Messenger: Pool party!
Clueless Persian Messenger: But where's the water?
Clueless Persian Messenger: Doesn't matter, I'll just stand by the pool.
Clueless Persian Messenger: Aight, this is where it's happnin yo!
*Leonidas kick*
Clueless Persian Messenger: Aaaaah! Not funny guys! There's no water!

Persian Messenger: Choose your words well, Spartan King.
Spartan King Leonidas: *silence*
Spartan Queen: *silence*
Persian Messenger: Well?
Spartan King Leonidas: I'd like to buy a vowel please.

Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast,
Spartan King Leonidas: for tonight we dine in Hell!
Stelios: So where's lunch?

*take 2*

Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast,
Spartan King Leonidas: for tonight we dine in Hell!
Stelios: Can I order take out?

*take 3*

Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast,
Spartan King Leonidas: for tonight we dine in Hell!
Stelios: With Sizz -
Spartan King Leonidas: God damnit Stelios, say one more witty remark and you'll
Spartan King Leonidas: be getting your dinner sooner than a 30 minute guarantee.

Spartan Queen: Spartan, come back with your shield. Or come back on it.
Spartan King Leonidas: Wait, that's like shield surfing right? Cowabunga, dude.

Spartan King Leonidas: Arcadian, what is your profession?
Arcadian: I play arcade, sir!

Spartan King Leonidas: You, other arcadian dude, what is your profession?
Arcadian: I'm a potter sir.
Spartan King Leonidas: Potter?
Arcadian: *puts on glasses and wand* Potter.

Persian emissary: The thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon you! Our arrows WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!
Spartan: Haha. We should start considering inventing sunblock instead. Really.

Spartan King Leonidas: My queen. My wife. My love.
Arrows: *attack by the millions*
Spartan King Leonidas: Fuck. How do I explain to her the holes in my shirt?

Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! What is your profession?
Spartans: Ahoo! Ahoo! Ahoo!
Spartan King Leonidas (to Daxos) : See old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.
Daxos: You do realize that your men couldn't even answer properly. Do you?
Spartan King Leonidas: God, I hate you Daxos.

Daxos: *seeing tree of the dead* Have the Gods no mercy?
Spartan: Who could have done this?
Kid: They- they came from the blackness.
Spartan: Mr.T?

Xerxes: "The world will never know you existed at all!"
Spartan King Leonidas: Wait till you see the movie they'll make about this.

Xerxes: Dig the bling, yo.

ps: I did not write this, I am not this funny... And am not the author for this post...
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Reshmi Iyer said…
LOL...

i caught 300 again on DVD, wid really stupid subtitles tat werent coinciding wid the dialogues... ;D

jst wen we were thinking 300 couldnt get funnier than SPARK LAW (spartan law) and MOTOR (motto)... u put up this blog... ROFLMAO ;)
14/04/2007, 17:09
Reshmi Iyer said…
ps: none of us regular readers thought u wrote this one :)
14/04/2007, 17:13
Reshmi Iyer said…
ps: none of us regular readers thought u wrote this one :)
14/04/2007, 17:13
Zennmaster said…
i got it the first time you said it... and you don have to rub it in you kno... :P
17/04/2007, 02:48
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