‘BOOM!’ ‘I heard! You don’t have to mask your farts with the sound of BOOM! Even when they are all silent and shit’ ‘But they are just SO much fun’ ‘Yeah! It is. I know. I do that when I eat’ ‘What? Say BOOM!’ ‘Nope. I go Ktch! Ktch! Ktch!’ ‘What is Ktch!?’ ‘That is the sound of me eating.’ ‘Eating what?’ ‘Anything. I just accompany it with the sound of Ktch! In my mind.’ ‘So even if you are eating bread, you accompany it with Ktch!?’ ‘No. Like du-h! Only things which are crunchy. Like onions, lettuce. Tomatoes don’t fall under the purview. Chicken bones do!’ ‘You know what?’ ‘What?’ ‘I think if I go BOOM! And you go Ktch! We can bust out a sick tune.’ ‘Bust out? Where in the world do you pick up such stupid phrases from? And what does it mean anyway?’ ‘You know bust out… bust out is just bust out… You are such a hater!’ ‘Hater? What the fuck are you on? Are you drunk?’ ‘Hehehe… Maybe…’ ‘Oh god!’ ‘Oi! Stop rolling your eyes at me. I am much ...