Little Black Book

In today’s blog, we shall focus our attention on the origins of boxer shorts and men who wear them. Origin of boxer shorts The humble origin of the boxer shorts was not in Africa [1] , as most conspiracy theorists would like us to believe, but in Orissa [2] , India. Orissa to its credit also has pending patents with regards to tying one’s back hair together as a net to catch Ridley Turtles.   But coming back to the origin story of boxer shorts, till the early 970AD, all of mankind was content with constricting the blood flow to their nether regions. Things would have continued to be the same had it not been for a young coconut farmer named Biju, who got teased every single time he climbed the coconut tree by his pet cat, Alka. Alka would wince and laugh every single time Biju would tie the jute rope around his waist and climb the coconut tree in his underwear.  You see, one of the biggest drawbacks for the patrons of underwear, is that one needs to be maint...

I have a new theory. A new way to classify men or as the biologists call them Homo – Sapiens, (Not to be confused with people who get teary eyed at the sight of a dinosaur and a donkey kept apart by the abandoned or discarded gonads [1] of Joseph Allo Allo Rats That is a Zinger Burger). A theory so grand and sweeping, that it is astonishing that so far it has not been dictated to morons practicing their short hand in Braille on dried papyrus leaves or mass printed by the Gutenberg. All that is set to change now, this theory is set to rewrite the history of mankind and how we view ourselves. It should come as no surprise, if you, in later years found this theory paraphrased by Hon Rubbard in his manifesto causing vertically challenged people to jump up and down on your couch while taking a poo. But to keep this theory short, concise and more to the point, I will largely limit my explanation to homo – sapiens. There have been many classifications before, and in all likelih...