Sunday, 12 January 2014


I had just poured myself a cup of coffee. My first and only cup of coffee. Sitting in front of my laptop, reading the story that I am currently working on. Trying to figure out which is the best way forward. When the following hilarity ensued. 
Sunday, 12 January 2014:
Addie Conole - 09:54
Hello :-)??

Athul DeMarco - 09:54
I am sorry but I am not sure who this is

Addie Conole - 09:54
Im bored and wanted to meet new people... 22/female here.....u ?

Athul DeMarco - 09:55
29 male... And for some odd reason I am getting a deja vu that this is the year 2000

Addie Conole - 09:55
I'm feeling a little naughty wanna have some fun ? :)

Athul DeMarco - 09:56
when you say naughty what exactly do you mean?

Addie Conole - 09:56
here's a picture lol you like? hehe =)

Athul DeMarco - 09:57
Clearly you are flexible, ginger and have long legs. Which are always admirable qualities I presume

Addie Conole - 09:57
Haha, you want some more??

Athul DeMarco - 09:58
I would love to. Had this actually been the year 2000. Unfortunately I am engaged. With a woman. So you know, don't want to get into trouble with the missus
Though just curious as to how you got my mail id

Addie Conole - 09:58
than do it babes i want to c u! u were makin me wet

Athul DeMarco - 09:59
By doing what exactly?

Addie Conole - 09:59 my turn.. wow. I'm soooo turned on right now!!

Athul DeMarco - 09:59
Ohh-kay then...

Addie Conole - 09:59 the game getting "harder"? =)

Athul DeMarco - 10:00
Think the phrase is actually "the game is on"

Addie Conole - 10:00 i want your cock baby really bad would you give it to me??

Athul DeMarco - 10:01
Sorry but it currently out on a lease for the duration of this lifetime to somebody else. And I am extremely sure that trespassing is dealt with severely.
Did you know that I have written a book

Addie Conole - 10:01 ok last one lol, you'd love to fuck me wouldnt you ;)

Athul DeMarco - 10:01
Like an actual book book

Addie Conole - 10:02
Baby we really need to go on cam i cant wait anymore

Athul DeMarco - 10:02
Sure... had this been an alternate reality, a parallel universe

Addie Conole - 10:02
Here i just invited you try accepting that babe

Athul DeMarco - 10:03
Its like you are not reading anything I am writing.

Addie Conole - 10:03
Its supposed to be the best app for this kind of thing, hurry up and accept!!!

Athul DeMarco - 10:03
But thanks for sharing. I am now extremely confused if I should finish having my coffee or call up the missus and describe what is happening

Addie Conole - 10:04
Its worth the annoying signup babe, wait until you see what we can do once you're in

Athul DeMarco - 10:05
I am sure it is the best app. And you sure are convincing. And this is turning to be really hilarious. But how about I go now, finish having my coffee
Bye now.

Addie Conole - 10:05
Its free to join.. i promise.. but it will ask for a card i think.. im gonna get naughty and i cant have kids watching..

Athul DeMarco - 10:06
Yes. Clearly. Because the kids of today know about free porn sites. This is NOT 2000. Desibaba is no more. Oh! You are making nostalgic now.

Addie Conole - 10:06
ofcourse babe,

Athul DeMarco - 10:06
I am lost. For words. And I can't seem to find my lighter.
I don't suppose you have a light on you.

Addie Conole - 10:07
Ok babe.. talk to you in there.. gonna charge my phone.. mwa! xoxo

Athul DeMarco - 10:07
Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk! That was a joke. Because you know. You are nekkid.


Sxims said...

Same thing happened to me today hah, it was a funny experience indeed.

Anonymous said...

Hey! Me too, but with different id. xD January 12 , The Day of the bots.

Anonymous said...

Strange people just had same thing happen to me

Marco Antonio Guerrero said...

I have this exactly experiece today, it's so funny read the same words in the same order, and i'm thinkning are tehy bots???, I search in the web the pictures in the links and i found a web with all of these, look:

Risus Sardonicus said...

wanna get this bot script. more ai and its will be awesome bot )

SystemZ said...

Same thing on my gtalk.
I'm wondering what is the source of email adresses, maybe some site have leaked?

Anonymous said...

I had the same today. Can't imagine how they get my private mail address. Also think that some site leaked.

Anonymous said...!topic/gmail/-ANpUsAMte4

report issue about this for gmail team.

Anonymous said...

I have been getting shit tons of spam the last couple days and then this happened just now! Our emails have been sold/leaked whatever...FUCK.

crypt said...

yes same with me too. i just fear for viruses and data leakages if any. Can someone tell me how much security have i compromised?

Holdenish said...

hilarious and it just happened as I sat down with my coffee so when I came across this I just copied all your responses